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Jackle’s Psychiatrist: *walks in and sits down in front of Jackle. Jackle’s sitting down, playing with his razor sharp playing cards. His cape’s covering his body and arms, so you can’t tell that he doesn’t have any*  ^_^ Hello, there! Reala and Fang have paid, so you’ll be seeing me twice a week from now on. My name is Ms. Calm. So, shall we begin?

Jackle: *takes off his hat and puts cards underneath* Yes, Lets!

JP: So, your name is Jackle?

Jackle: No.

JP: *surprised* No? What do you mean no?

Jackle: My name isn’t Jackle.

JP: *catches on* *patronizing voice* Of course it’s not. What is your name?

Jackle: ^_^ Eleanor of Aquitaine! Ask me again, and I shall tell you the same!

JP: *rolls eyes* Very well…ELEANOR…

Jackle: *looks around* Who’s Eleanor?

JP: I…Never mind. So, Jackle! Tell me about yourself!

Jackle: Well, this whole thing started when Master Wizeman created me, and-

JP: *cuts him off* You mean your father, don’t you?

Jackle: No, I mean my Master!

JP: *teensy bit nervous* Of course! *writes down “Masochistic Qualities” on her little clipboard. It’s positioned high so that Jackle can’t see it* Please, continue!

Jackle: ANYway, Master Wizeman created me, and taught me how to do things!

JP: *is writing things down* Things like what?

Jackle: *waves mantle-covered invisible arm around so it looks like he has an arm* Oh, you know…the usual things…how to frighten dreamers…stealing Ideya from Nightopians…how to gamble…

JP: *writes down “Father is destructive influence”* Jackle…what did you say that your father’s-

Jackle: *cuts her off, annoyed* >_< My Master!

JP: *is starting to sound strained* -Yes, of course. “Master’s” name was?

Jackle: *proudly* ^_^ My Master is Wizeman the Wicked, Ultimate Overlord of all Nightmare!

JP: A lord? I don’t know if there’s any lords left in America…

Jackle: o_o…*remembers* Oh yeah, I forgot. You’re just a dreamer. You wouldn’t know.

JP: *annoyed* Will you STOP calling me dreamer? I’m human, Just like you!

Jackle: *rolls eyes, then glares* o_/o How DARE you compare a high-status Nightmaren such as myself to such a lowly dreamer like you? I ought to turn you into a playing card right now for your impudence!

JP: *calms down somewhat, writes “severely delusional”* You will, will you?

Jackle: *humphs, then stops* I should…But anyway, back to Master Wizeman…*creepy voice* He’s the beast that hides in your closet…the darkness of your worst dream…the very ESSENCE of evil…*black grin* He can turn any dreamer into a sobbing heap in minutes…and I’m his creation…he’s also the one who taught me how to be insane…how to torture innocent dreamers…

JP: *feverishly scribbles “sadistic qualities”* *shakes finger* You know, Jackle…torturing people isn’t a nice thing to do…why not ask them nicely, instead?

Jackle: *stares coldly, then grins even more insanely* If I did…I wouldn’t get to hear their dying screams, would I? Then Reala would call me a sissy…

JP: *is starting to look really stressed out* Ah, yes. He is your older brother, I believe? Didn’t you have an other brother as well? NiGHTS, I think he was called?

Jackle: O_O… *dangerously quiet voice* Never…mention…NiGHTS…to…me…

JP: *is confused* Huh?

Jackle: O_/O NEVER MENTION NiGHTS TO ME!!!!!!! *stands up, mantle still covering body* HE’S A TRAITOR TO WIZEMAN, AND ISN’T WORTHY ENOUGH TO LICK THE MUD OFF WIZEMAN’S NON EXISTANT BOOTS!!!!

JP: *loses it* ENOUGH WITH THE ‘WIZEMAN’ JUNK, ALLRIGHT???? HE ISN’T REAL!! NIGHTMARE ISN’T REAL!!! IDEYA AREN’T REAL!!! NIGHTOPIANS AREN’T REAL!!! YOU ARE DELUSIONAL!!!

Jackle: *is silent for a few minutes, then laughs a quiet, evil laugh* Heheheh…you’ve just made the worst mistake that you’ve ever made, dreamer…*slowly pulls out razor sharp cards*…and ever will make, in fact. Because, when someone speaks about Wizeman the wrong way…*maniacal grin*…they answer to Jackle! *throws out arms so that the mantle flies upward in a gust of wind, revealing that Jackle doesn’t have a body*

JP: *screams* 0_0 AAAAAAAAH!

Jackle: >8D *holds up a blank playing card* Say goodbye to your world…DREAMER! *a dark flash of light, then when it clears, Ms. Calm is gone, and there’s an image on the playing card*

*stares at Ms. Calm on the card. Her face is one of silent horror, and her mouth is open in a silent scream*

Jackle: *triumphant grin* It seems as though I’ve ‘acquired’ another non-believer…I wonder how long my new toy will take to BREAK IN…*slips card under hat, smiles brightly, then skips out of the office*

Me: *outside the office* Jackle! How’d it go?

Jackle: *sulks a bit* She didn’t believe me when I told her…*brightens up*…But I think I convinced her! *laughs* She even bought that crud about me hating NiGHTS! C’mon, everybody! Lets go out and buy some Sea-Salt Ice cream-my treat! *skips off*

Me: *is suddenly more serious once Jackle leaves* *looks at Reala* There goes another one.

Reala: That’s the twelfth one we’ve taken him to, I think. I’ve lost count ever since the Mr. Relaxed incident. Wasn’t that the fifth one?

Me: No, no, that was Mrs. Tranquil, remember? Mr. Relaxed was the seventh one.

Reala: Really? I thought that the seventh one was Mme. Serene. That one almost believed him, but then Jackle said that he’d been sucking helium that time, so… *starts walking after Jackle*…do you think that we’ll EVER find someone?

Me: *starts walking with Reala*…Only time will tell, Reala. Only time will tell.
Bwaha! XD My mom got bitched to by a psychiatrist, so we sent her Jackle as a punishment.

Jackle: *holds up card* Want me to rip her in half?

Jackle (C) Sega
This story (C) ME, DUH!!
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:iconprotoype-hades:
protoype-hades Featured By Owner Sep 4, 2014
My...gut...HURT!

This is funny!
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:icondarkmetaldragon:
Darkmetaldragon Featured By Owner Sep 26, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
XD The psychiatrist shouldn't have done that. XD
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:iconjadeandverlia:
JadeAndVerlia Featured By Owner Jan 31, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
may i make a comic of this :3
(when i got my tablet?)
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:iconjadeandverlia:
JadeAndVerlia Featured By Owner Jan 30, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
genius xD
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:iconginadragongirl:
GinaDragonGirl Featured By Owner Dec 5, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Who's Eleanor?

Haha!Histerical!^^
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:iconemilytheneko:
EmilytheNeko Featured By Owner Nov 30, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Oh god help us XDD
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:iconinuashamiles:
InuashaMiles Featured By Owner Mar 4, 2012
LMAO oh god this was funny XD jackle seems perfectly sane to me :D
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:icontoothandfang:
ToothandFang Featured By Owner Mar 5, 2012
Hey hey, thanks!
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:iconinuashamiles:
InuashaMiles Featured By Owner Mar 5, 2012
your welcome XD
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:iconjinxthenightmaren:
JiNXtheNightmaren Featured By Owner Aug 26, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
*walks into Jackle's room, sees Ms. Calm's card, eats it, walks away* .......and they think Jackle needs a phsychiatrist!......MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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:iconchaos01234:
chaos01234 Featured By Owner Jan 27, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
i already have a therpist.he doesnt do his job well
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:iconchaos01234:
chaos01234 Featured By Owner Jan 27, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
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()()()()(()()()()()()()()( i luv it ;) :D D: :( :D:D:D:D:D::D:D:DD
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:iconelectricnightmare:
ElectricNightmare Featured By Owner Nov 14, 2010  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Yeah, hahahahaah, I can imagine him... his card sucking my little brother in... Heheheheh...! *Dies* never mind. That was just a joke. If he would tuch my brother or if he would just look at him, I would kick his invisible ass! >8D
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:icontweedlebug123:
tweedlebug123 Featured By Owner Aug 2, 2010  Student General Artist
BWAHAHAS! FACE THE WRATH OF JACKLE-BUTTMUNCH :mwahaha: he's like Gambit on Crack!!! :D :D :D
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:iconsonicgirlify:
Sonicgirlify Featured By Owner Jul 24, 2010
I'm totally faving this
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:iconsonicgirlify:
Sonicgirlify Featured By Owner Jul 22, 2010
Azure: looks at reala plainly* T_T"
*now she looks at jackle*
Azure: OwO *hearts float over head n she smiles* uh... hi jackle...*blushes*
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:icontoothandfang:
ToothandFang Featured By Owner Jul 23, 2010
Jackle: Eh? *looks up*...you look like a fruit cup. Are you a fruit cup?
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:iconsonicgirlify:
Sonicgirlify Featured By Owner Jul 23, 2010
????
uh....

Azure: *thinking: wtf? *
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:icontoothandfang:
ToothandFang Featured By Owner Jul 23, 2010
Jackle: 'Cause I could really go for a fruit cup right about now, DAMN I'm hungry. Mmmm, pink hair...*thinks of claris* Pink's a pretty color, isn't it?
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:iconsonicgirlify:
Sonicgirlify Featured By Owner Jul 23, 2010
uh yeah...pink is ok i guess


Azure: *gives jackle a cookie* :)
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:icontoothandfang:
ToothandFang Featured By Owner Jul 23, 2010
Jackle: NOOOOO! Are you deaf woman? I SAID FRUIT CUP. *makes face* You must be deaf, you have no ears! And pink is Claaaaaris' color~ Hnnnn~ I DEMAND PANCAKES.
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:iconsonicgirlify:
Sonicgirlify Featured By Owner Jul 23, 2010
i know that... but uh point of info. goths hate pink *makes emo face*

Azure: ok ok, .... *gives him friut cup and pancakes* happy now? *thinking: ur like a child*
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:icontoothandfang:
ToothandFang Featured By Owner Jul 23, 2010
Jackle: Nuh uh! Claris is goth. Do you live under a rock, it's TOTALLY OBVIOUS. >.> And FOOL! These are not CRAZY pancakes! *throws them away* MAKE ME CRAZY PANCAKES. D<
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:iconsonicgirlify:
Sonicgirlify Featured By Owner Jul 22, 2010
lol he pwned the psychiatrist lol


my nights fan character ---> [link]
(can u put her in your next chapter of the nights at hogwarts story pweese??? *gives u loving eyes*)
i would like it if she could have a romance with reala or jackle....
it would be cute n funny at the same time. XD :D
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:icontoothandfang:
ToothandFang Featured By Owner Jul 23, 2010
I'm sorry, but I haven't continued that story in ages, and I don't plan to. ^^; And I generally don't put other people's fancharacters, except in REAAALLY special cases. XD; I'd butcher the characters if I didn't know them really well!
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:iconsonicgirlify:
Sonicgirlify Featured By Owner Jul 23, 2010
oh ok then.
sorry to bother you so much hehe... :
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:icontoothandfang:
ToothandFang Featured By Owner Jul 23, 2010
Nah, it's okay. XD And thank you for the compliments! ^^
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:iconsonicgirlify:
Sonicgirlify Featured By Owner Jul 23, 2010
ok ur welcome
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:icongiga-xisbass:
GIGA-XISBASS Featured By Owner Jul 7, 2010
HARSH WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR MOM.

NICE STORY. I THINK SHE'S BEEN TORTURED ENOUGH.
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:iconzerotodona:
zerOtodona Featured By Owner Feb 5, 2010
HA~!
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:iconroxxythenightmaren:
RoxxyTheNightmaren Featured By Owner Jan 21, 2010
oh, now I feel shtupid. I shaid that I wondered what Jackle'sh taped interview shounded like... and here it ish! :( Well would you mind if I made hish interviewsh at ARKHAM ASHYLUM?... that'sh an entirely different concept... :D
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:icontoothandfang:
ToothandFang Featured By Owner Jan 21, 2010
It's just fine! 8D I forgot about this, actually...XP I've been thinking about rewriting it!
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:icongiga-xisbass:
GIGA-XISBASS Featured By Owner Jul 7, 2010
YOU SHOULD TOTALLY REWRITE THIS. HECK I'D LIKE TO SEE KNIGHTMACKLE DEAL WITH THIS. DUDE MAKE'S JACKLE LOOK SANE.
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:iconroxxythenightmaren:
RoxxyTheNightmaren Featured By Owner Jan 21, 2010
Thanks! (I have no idea why I started saying all my "s"s as "sh"s.)
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:iconmimimi5:
mimimi5 Featured By Owner Dec 29, 2009  Student Traditional Artist
That was so funny!
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:icontalenca:
Talenca Featured By Owner Sep 27, 2009  Hobbyist Digital Artist
i can totally see this happening at the building i go to.. to see my... therapist... watevs, i could TOTALLY see this happening!
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:icontoothandfang:
ToothandFang Featured By Owner Sep 27, 2009
You like? 8D
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:icontalenca:
Talenca Featured By Owner Sep 27, 2009  Hobbyist Digital Artist
heehee... yessssss!
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:iconmichaelschenker2nd:
MichaelSchenker2nd Featured By Owner Jan 20, 2009
I believe that having a way to fixate on something for a long time that also takes away a bit of energy mite just cute his problems as the large amounts of energy he has lead to hyper active and sometimes manic behavior.

I suggest drumming, maybe to even participate in a band.

A professional drummer during a 2 hour concert may use the same amount of energy as a footballer during a game.

Seriously, you should give him that idea.
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:iconjoker-nightmaren:
Joker-nightmaren Featured By Owner Sep 25, 2008  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
this is funny, i love it! ^^
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:iconcougarbone:
cougarbone Featured By Owner Jun 16, 2008
so damn funny
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:icontoothandfang:
ToothandFang Featured By Owner Jun 23, 2008
Anything to add to that?
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:iconcougarbone:
cougarbone Featured By Owner Jun 24, 2008
no. did I forget something? :-?
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:icontoothandfang:
ToothandFang Featured By Owner Jun 24, 2008
Nothing, I just meant constructive criticism. Was there anything that I could do better?
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:iconcougarbone:
cougarbone Featured By Owner Jun 25, 2008
no it was pretty good. i'm actually thanking you. this brought back memories of my younger days. I can really relate to jackle in this.
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:iconhannah-prower:
Hannah-Prower Featured By Owner May 1, 2008
NiGHTS is a girl -.-;
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:icontoothandfang:
ToothandFang Featured By Owner May 5, 2008
XD What? No "this is a very interesting story?" or "omg YOU ARE SOOOO FUNNY?" But I digress...

No he's not. To you, maybe....but he's got bishonen written all over him to me. XD
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:iconhannah-prower:
Hannah-Prower Featured By Owner May 6, 2008
she's probably a tomboy and THIS IS FUNNY XDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!
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:icongiga-xisbass:
GIGA-XISBASS Featured By Owner Jul 7, 2010
TECHNICALLY NIGHTS IS GENDERLESS. THOUGH REALA CALLS HIM HIS BRO SO NIGHTS IS A BOY THEN. THOUGH NIGHTS IS THE GENDER OF THE VISITOR HE'S DUELIZED WITH.
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:iconhannah-prower:
Hannah-Prower Featured By Owner Jul 7, 2010
why would you reply on this oooooooollld comment? O.o
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